SUTC + Jobweek funtimes Part 2

Hi guys, we celebrate the end of Job Week by.... welcoming SUTC!

How happy we are now! Ok, so as we get into the mood of SUTC, you may want to see if you have done all these.
- Packed your bags properly
- Know the inspection layout very very well
- Done up your patrol items
- Have all parts of your Scout Uniform (it's not too late to borrow!)
- Printed out your consent form
- Have most of the important stuff for SUTC (like for sec ones, it could be a groundsheet/mess tin)
- Know the Scout Hymn by heart (according to the email wenhao sent)
- Fortunately, if you haven't learnt it yet, its not too late. You can scroll down to see the previous post and have a good look at the Scout Hymn (Hopefully it's not too late)

More tips
- Remember to count how many whistles the J1s blown
- If there are lectures, do not talk unless absolutely necessary
- Remember how to do inspection - FAST
- During an inspection, when they ask you to pack up, pack up fast. Do not put in item by item or else you foam

Ok, for the tips, it's from what I learnt. If you do not want to learn, you can learn it the hard way from SUTC. =)

Now, for the fun part.
Today's interesting stuff (although it was less):
- Be wary when you reject Yiming's offers. When asking you for a job, he is always nice and cheerful. If you reject him, he will call you a :- Old Hag, nerd, faggot, fei diao guy, messed up girl, "Oh, look at me, I talked nicely and you rejected me you *****", dog and many more. So, beware when you meet Yiming.
- We saw two cases of yesterday's briefs cases. In one case, the towel that HE was secured by threatened to drop and we used our will to stop it from dropping. Thank god it didn't.
- We spammed the sweets in order to get sugar rush, but we got barkings from dogs instead.

Now.... For the best point and most important thing I learnt from Jobweek!
!!!Yiming is a paedophile. He hates it when I call him that. However, whenever he sees kids, he would ask them, "Hey, are your parents at home?" with the MJ voice. He seems like he is possessed whenever he says that and the kid would have the "Oh no! It's the paedo!" face. However, they met their saviour- me, who would always be there to stop Yiming.

!!!When Yiming saw some cub scouts at the playground, he stopped to take a "rest". He started singing Hi-5 after I sang Barney with a sarcastic tone, but his Hi-5 theme song was damn MJ. It freaked them out.

!!!He would always blame his paedophiliac actions by pushing the blame to his baby brother. Oh, we believe him. :o

Disclaimer: I risk my life by putting out this portion about Yiming and may be forced to take it down anytime with violence. So, save it in a Microsoft word or something and circulate it! :o